Black cab bully

[Bollo]

That's a bit harsh! A cabbie once called me a "bald c**t" - a Wildean turn of phrase, if ever I'd heard one...

But you're not bald!?

 

[Origamist]

But you're not bald!?

I knew you wouldn't resist that feed! I play the straight man too well...

 

[jmaccyd]

Oh, yes, because "get a job" is so the height of sparkling repartee. The phrase "shining wit" was invented for the London cabbie

Crickey it took me three-and-a-half years to learn all the streets, I'm supposed to be able to engage in banter and witty repartee as well?

 

[Bollo]

I knew you wouldn't resist that feed! I play the straight man too well...

If you build it, they will come.