Has anybody noticed an increase in the number of cars running about with tinted or blacked out back and rear passenger windows? I thought I was imagining it then my next door neighbour pulls up in his Focus and he'd had it done. I asked him why and he looked at me like I was stupid and said " It's the mobile innit" Turns out 2 other blokes where he works have had it done for the same reason. If you are on the phone while you're driving it's much harder for a copper to spot you unless they are alongside you.
I don't know why he bothered. There are so few police around here lately that the odds on you getting a pull are enormous.
Burn down his house, stab anyone that tries to escape the flames. That'll learn 'im.