Blackmail!

[Chuffy]

Abitrary. If you don't get your skinny white ass over to my Lady Parts thread and provide your finest synonym for breasty dumplings no-one is going to get a parsnip.

I mean it.

 

[Dave5N]

Mushrooms early this year?

 

[Chuffy]

Bless you my son, but no. If I started on the 'shrooms again I wouldn't be able to find the keyboard, let alone type.