Bleedin' idjut!

[Bigtallfatbloke]

..yep that's me...I was just out on my loop, was stopped at the lights in Brentwood and went to take a swig from the water bottle...the lights changed and I whacked the bottle right into my mouth and embedded my front tooth in my lip! Blood everywhere...and it's still dripping....are cateye computers covered for blood damage on a warranty?

 

[Fnaar]

Where are you bleeding from?
I'm from bleeding Brentwood (with apols to whoever posted the same joke yesterday...)
Hope the blood flow stops!

 

[Globalti]

Couple of weeks ago I was walking the bike when I stumbled and fell onto it, sitting on the chainring, three teeth piercing my backside. Ouch! Only just lost the scabs.

 

[alecstilleyedye]

used an allen key to remove pedals and impaled myself on the outer chain ring. doh!

 

[Dayvo]

Where are you bleeding from?
I'm from bleeding Brentwood (with apols to whoever posted the same joke yesterday...)
Hope the blood flow stops!

That was ME!

BFTB! You should have gone into the Victoria Arms in Ongar Road just down from the high street: a pint of Abbot Ale would have seen you right.

 

[stevenb]

Ouch.......not done that before.....yet...