Blimey, there is some weird stuff out there...

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ianrauk

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Salt made from human tears.

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Salts harvested from human tears

A range of salts said to have been collected from human tears has gone on sale in London.
Hoxton Street Monster Supplies says the salts come from crying humans experiencing a range of emotions.
The £7 range includes salts harvested from tears of sorrow, tears shed while sneezing, tears shed while chopping onions, tears of laughter, and tears of anger.
A spokesman for the company said that each salt had a distinctly different flavour.
"Salt Made From Tears combines centuries-old craft with the freshest human tears which are gently boiled, released into shallow crystallisation tanks, then harvested by hand and finally rinsed in brine," he said.
 

AnythingButVanilla

Über Member
Location
London
What on earth? Mind you, the copy has the word Hoxton in it which says it all really.
 

Arch

Married to Night Train
Location
Salford, UK
Frankly, I don't believe it. I'd take it with a a pinch of... oh...

No seriously. How much volume of tears would be needed to evaporate out that much salt. Think how big a salt pan has to be, to get salt from very salty seawater....
 

Mad Doug Biker

Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
Location
Craggy Island
Frankly, I don't believe it. I'd take it with a a pinch of... oh...

No seriously. How much volume of tears would be needed to evaporate out that much salt. Think how big a salt pan has to be, to get salt from very salty seawater....

They are collected from international footballers. Gazza was their biggest supplier in his day though.
 

Mad Doug Biker

Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
Location
Craggy Island
True.

But there is another bodily fluid, that comes in larger volumes, that is a bit salty...:whistle:

PUT IT AWAY!
 
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