Bloody thieves have nicked my gate!!

[Norm]

I can't understand why anyone wood do that, I bet you wrought your hands worrying about it. Still, at least you can lap up the attention now.

 

[betty swollocks]

Surprised you had the gall to (fence) post such a terrible joke.
I knew others would latch on

 

[CharlieB]

I would picket the police station until they've found the culprit.



(Wooooo! 1000th post!)

 

[LosingFocus]

Did they bolt when they saw you?

 

[Norm]

Did they bolt when they saw you?

Pssst... I did that one on fence post (sorry, I couldn't avoid it) number 12.

 

[postman]

We got burgled by some Irish lads .They left us a 42" plasma telly .

 

[LosingFocus]

Pssst... I did that one on fence post (sorry, I couldn't avoid it) number 12.

Ah nuts, I knew I'd screw up somewhere. Should have gone for a more nailed on pun.

 

[LosingFocus]

My Nan was involved in a mugging earlier. I just called her to see if she was OK. She said she was fine, but annoyed she only got away with £35 cash and a iPod Touch.

 

[mr_s81]

Have the police found any cast iron evidence to date?

 

[mcshroom]

That's it you're (five) barred

I didn't bring a coat I'll just head off

 

[Shaun]

I wood have come to your assistance, but you seemed to copping quite well.

Next time you see it happening, give them a tin of varnish and tell them to finish what they started.

 

[swee'pea99]

Garden Heaven - whatever next?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

And if they try to scarper again, threaten them that you will hit them with a Hammer, rite?



TAXI!

 

[just jim]

Seems everyone is galvanised in their support - hope you can handle it!

 

[slowmotion]

You are clearly unhinged.