Bloody thieves have nicked my gate!!

[Mad Doug Biker]

And are in a corrosive environment

 

[ufkacbln]

Wooooo! 1000th post!

Just how long is your fence

 

[661-Pete]

I can't think of any more puns about fences and gardens, etc.
Indeed, I think I've lost the plot...

 

[just jim]

I can't think of any more puns about fences and gardens, etc.
Indeed, I think I've lost the plot...

But look how you paved the way for everyone else!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

There is still a lot ment to be said here!

 

[asterix]

Sorry but that's just crossing the boundary..

 

[stephec]

On what foundations is this all based?

 

[alecstilleyedye]

the op did just what i wood do…

 

[postman]

I saw them .I tried to stop them .----But they made a bolt for it !!!!

 

[Number14]

It serves you right, you should have locked it to something secure.

 

[mcshroom]

Open and shut case

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

You have to admit the thieves have stile. After all, it can be quite difficult to carry these things off.

 

[PBancroft]

I had an extension stolen once, and we hired an architect so we could rebuild it, but we had to let him go.

There was a flaw in his plan.

 

[661-Pete]

The police have gnome more clues to go on.

 

[asterix]

Neither use nor ornament..