Bloody thieves have nicked my gate!!

[dellzeqq]

if I'd caught them, they'd have been ly(n)ched

 

[TVC]

If I could think of a suitable pun, it would appear here.

 

[Rezillo]

Given that Prince William is probably in a cheerful mood today, he might offer you some Palace aid........I'll get my coat.

John

 

[asterix]

I think the OP was a bit off track to post on a cycling forum to rail against his misfortune.

 

[Archie_tect]

Do you think the thieves will be caught?

... steel yourself, I wooden count on it.

 

[asterix]

The police have nailed the culprit compounded by his own admission of other offences. It's an open and shut case.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

The police have nailed the culprit compounded by his own admission of other offences. It's an open and shut case.

Good to hear it was a successful stake-out

 

[Archie_tect]

Behind bars now... mine's a pint.

 

[Slim]

There is still a lot ment to be said here!

I'm still trying to work out the mystery of who keeps dumping tons of soil on my allotment.

The plot thickens.

 

[asterix]

How much more punishment can we take?

 

[accountantpete]

How much more punishment can we take?

Knot much more.

 

[661-Pete]

Weed Kill (er) this thread right now if we thought it was upsetting people...

 

[Speicher]

A friend has just rung to say someone stole her telescopic ladder.

 

[Aperitif]

A friend has just rung to say someone stole her telescopic ladder.

The police are stepping up and scaling down their investigations at the same time. This post is a tread killer.

 

[Archie_tect]

As the police investigation collapsed last Friday, it's having to be extended for another week... things are looking up.