Boiling Frog

[jayonabike]

A man walks in to the doctors with a frog on his head.
The doc says "So, tell me what's this all about then"
The frog says "Well, it started out as a boil on my arse!"

 

[raleighnut]

I did. It was horific. The screams of "non, non monsieur" nearly attracted the wrong sort of attention.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=TXpkttGcG5I

Bit old now but still valid

 

[threebikesmcginty]

How many frogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Snapped this last week; how many NASA guys does it take to change a light bulb? Here's the answer.

 

[Dayvo]

WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT LOOK FOR THE CHIMP AND FROG ON YOUTUBE!

It's no joke.

 

[Fnaar]

WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT LOOK FOR THE CHIMP AND FROG ON YOUTUBE!

It's no joke.

ewww

 

[Dayvo]

ewww

Yeah, but not quite a frog in my throat...

 

[Levo-Lon]

WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT LOOK FOR THE CHIMP AND FROG ON YOUTUBE!

It's no joke.

I posted that on a forum a couple of years ago,,99% loved it and one had a meltdown..

 

[pplpilot]

Apparently you can put a straw up a frogs arse and blow it up like a balloon... So im told.

Dont look it up on youtoob ....

 

[Markymark]

What's green and smells of pork?

Kermit's fingers.

 

[winjim]

The only frog joke I know is far too rude for a fun and friendly forum...

What's green and smells of pork?

Kermit's fingers.

There's always one.

 

[Markymark]

There's always one.

Usually me.

 

[winjim]

Usually me.

Usually

 

[jefmcg]

What's green and goes red at the flick of a switch?


A frog in a blender.

Classic old joke, but it would probably be more pink than red. I was mowing the ivy that was growing on the ground near the pond, when it made an ominous "chunk" noise.

Spoiler: not for the squeamish - but it really just looks like chicken breast

 

[jefmcg]

Bit of garlic and some white wine - that'd be luvverly.... no need for it to go to waste.

I thought the same, but I'm a little to squeamish to do so myself. Took the picture so I could examine my "handiwork" after the bile had settled.

English people aren't big on foraging generally. Shocked by the number of road kill game birds that are left by the side of the road. No, I'm not loading a lice ridden corpse in my saddlebag to spoil in the sun for the next 100km of riding.

 

[hopless500]

Why did the frog cross the road?




Because he was superglued to the chicken's arse...