Bonnie Tyler for Eurovision

[Alembicbassman]

Chas and Dave - Eurovision loves ethnic music - Cockney legends

 

[ComedyPilot]

I bought a sat nav off her. it keeps telling me to turn around....

....mine did that too, so I swapped it for a Bon Jovi sat nav.

That was no better, cos it kept telling me 'You're halfway there..........'

 

[ufkacbln]

The assumption is that anyone actually wants to win Eurovision

The going rate for the whole extravaganza is some £ 40 million


Putting Bonnie Tyler through her paces will cost a mere £250 k

This way we can take part, and avoid the cost of staging the event

 

[Archie_tect]

Exactly C, is her song called, "Eat my little horse?" Father Ted's sequel?

 

[DiddlyDodds]

Why oh Why do we go through the pain that is the Eurovision every year , we dont like them , they dont like us, so no one votes for us because they know we dont want tobe in their "European club"

 

[ufkacbln]

Why oh Why do we go through the pain that is the Eurovision every year , we dont like them , they dont like us, so no one votes for us because they know we dont want tobe in their "European club"

Live in Fear.......

It is only a matter of time before the same cabal decides to stitch us up and save their club some money

 

[tyred]

Will it be the Spice Girls next year?