Bonnie Tyler for Eurovision

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ComedyPilot

Secret Lemonade Drinker
I bought a sat nav off her. it keeps telling me to turn around....
....mine did that too, so I swapped it for a Bon Jovi sat nav.

That was no better, cos it kept telling me 'You're halfway there..........'
 
The assumption is that anyone actually wants to win Eurovision

The going rate for the whole extravaganza is some £ 40 million


Putting Bonnie Tyler through her paces will cost a mere £250 k

This way we can take part, and avoid the cost of staging the event
 

DiddlyDodds

Random Resident
Location
Littleborough
Why oh Why do we go through the pain that is the Eurovision every year , we dont like them , they dont like us, so no one votes for us because they know we dont want tobe in their "European club"
 
Why oh Why do we go through the pain that is the Eurovision every year , we dont like them , they dont like us, so no one votes for us because they know we dont want tobe in their "European club"

Live in Fear.......

It is only a matter of time before the same cabal decides to stitch us up and save their club some money
 
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