Bonnie Tyler for Eurovision

[Noodley]

I farted along to the theme tune of late 70s/early 80s sitcom "Only When I Laugh" this afternoon - d'ya reckon I'd be in with a shout?

 

[vernon]

I farted along to the theme tune of late 70s/early 80s sitcom "Only When I Laugh" this afternoon - d'ya reckon I'd be in with a shout?

Only if you don't 'clear your throat'.

 

[Radchenister]

The thought gives me indigestion with pains in the upper chest, it's nothing but a heartache.

 

[Alembicbassman]

Nuff Said !

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Couldn't the dream team get back together - a winner, deffo.

 

[longers]

Not the original.

 

[Cletus Van Damme]

Bonnie who?

 

[grumpyoldgit]

She drinks in my local bar in Albufeira,the amount she knocks back,it's no shock she's a biggun.

 

[Cletus Van Damme]

Not the original.

Mullet with headlights

 

[Maz]

nul points

She's Holding Out For A Zero...

 

[Yellow Fang]

What I'm worried about is that if Englebert Humperdinck was not enough to win last year and Bonnie Tyler doesn't win this year, who are we going to get next year - The Rolling Stones?

 

[Peteaud]

Forget Bonnie, the only way we would win is to send in Jed Thomas, Bob flemming & Co.

 

[ComedyPilot]

Strange how Bonnie Tyler's never been seen in the same room as Rod Stewart.........

.....just sayin'

 

[2bluegp]

I bought a car from her, it runs O.K. but every now and then it falls apart.

I bought a sat nav off her. it keeps telling me to turn around....

 

[i hate hills]

Bonnie Tyler. Be better entering Tyler and Plasterer.