Bored

[postman]

Bored ,bored bored Wife gone to Liverpool to a conference.

So today the window fitters turn up.Two great lads but the damn red brick dust is everywhere..Just had to wash down all the kitchen utensils and you should have seen the cooker.My fault should have put down some dust sheets.

BUT WHY OH WHY DO I ALWAYS GET THE DAMN CLEANING UP TO DO.

I reckon i am a magician everytime i mention cleaning my wife vanishes.

 

[Aperitif]

If she stayed you wouldn't see her ar$e for dust either postie!

 

[postman]

i like that brought a smile to my face.

Oh and to rub it in had a great little night out last night three of us got 4 pints of the black stuff down me neck.Only for my mate to tell me our other cycling buddy HE CAN HAVE A THIRD BIKE.

Me no ------- chance.

 

[snapper_37]

It's a hard life Postie ....

 

[vernon]

i like that brought a smile to my face.

Oh and to rub it in had a great little night out last night three of us got 4 pints of the black stuff down me neck.Only for my mate to tell me our other cycling buddy HE CAN HAVE A THIRD BIKE.

Me no ------- chance.

Only three?