Brain teasers

[jonny jeez]

you and ewe!!!!!!!!!

you must be as quiet as me today

Well done you/ewe

Who has one to offer back?

 

[ProudSalopian]

A bloke was born before his father, killed his mother and married his sister - all legally.
How come?

 

[abchandler]

2. or/awe

 

[abchandler]

A bloke was born before his father, killed his mother and married his sister - all legally.
How come?

I can explain how he killed his mother and married his sister legally, but the father bit has me stumped...

 

[rich p]

Is it like burping before the queen. I didn't know it was her turn - Eric Morecombe!

 

[rich p]

5.



6.

hopes to see the guy again at the next family funeral (ie her sisters). no i'm not proud

That is sick!!

 

[ProudSalopian]

rich p - very much like burping before the Queen. One must define 'before'. Ive been lost in your tour of Slovenia and jealous. The maps could come out tonight!!

 

[rich p]

rich p - very much like burping before the Queen. One must define 'before'. Ive been lost in your tour of Slovenia and jealous. The maps could come out tonight!!

If you need any particular info feel free to PM me.

 

[jonny jeez]

A bloke was born before his father, killed his mother and married his sister - all legally.
How come?

is he a priest/vicar

 

[jonny jeez]

who's mum died in childbirth

 

[jonny jeez]

I can explain how he killed his mother and married his sister legally, but the father bit has me stumped...

I saw it as before (as in ....in front of)

 

[ProudSalopian]

So now we need another one - it's not very busy here!!

 

[jonny jeez]

So now we need another one - it's not very busy here!!

man jumps out the window of a 50 storey building (without a parachute), lands and walks away...how?

 

[Fnaar]

man jumps out the window of a 50 storey building (without a parachute), lands and walks away...how?

It was the ground floor of a 50 storey building

 

[jonny jeez]

It was the ground floor of a 50 storey building

I'll have to try harder

A cyclist is dressed all in black, wearing a black mask, rides onto a crossroads in a totally black-painted town. All of the streetlights in town are broken. There is no moon. A black-painted car without headlights drives straight toward him, but turns in time and doesn't hit him.

how