British immigration quiz

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swee'pea99

Squire
The questions were way easier than ones I've seen in the past for these absurd citizenship tests (have they been easy'd up in response to criticism?) 10/10, but you'd have to be a bit odd not to know that it's Nelson's column, not Raleigh's, and that people wear poppies for Remembrance Day, not Irises.
 

Gravity Aided

Legendary Member
Location
Land of Lincoln
Passed both the British and Canadian citizenship tests British-90%, Canadian, 60%. Probably things everyone should know about either of these nations, whether they live there or not. I get my flag from a hardware store. I need a standard, though. Just in case I come into conflict with some German- Americans down the block.
 

Trail Child

Well-Known Member
Location
Ottawa, Canada
7/20 so I am not going to Canada!

Perhaps this questionnaire will help me decide which country i should emigrate to...

You scored 50
Well, the United States does not want you so have you thought about Canada? But if the land of lakes, snow and maple syrup is not your thing, give Australia a go.

LOL. I got the same thing too! Luckily, I'm here. Looks like the UK doesn't want me.
 

Leaway2

Lycrist
The questions were way easier than ones I've seen in the past for these absurd citizenship tests (have they been easy'd up in response to criticism?) 10/10, but you'd have to be a bit odd not to know that it's Nelson's column, not Raleigh's, and that people wear poppies for Remembrance Day, not Irises.
We were talking about Nelson in the office. One person asked if Nelson was "some boat guy". He is a 23 year old computer technician. I said "have you never heard of Nelsons column in London". His reply was "I have never been to London". :ohmy:
 

Arch

Married to Night Train
Location
Salford, UK
We were talking about Nelson in the office. One person asked if Nelson was "some boat guy". He is a 23 year old computer technician. I said "have you never heard of Nelsons column in London". His reply was "I have never been to London". :ohmy:

Well, there're plenty of Londoners who've never been to Manchester!

I think any citizenship test based on knowledge questions like that is rubbish. We expect immigrants to know vastly more than a great many of our native born citizens know, and know stuff that has no relevance to everyday life.

If we want to pick and choose, we should test people for manners and intelligence - not some sort of academic intelligence, but the basic ability to work out how to get on with other people, see the consequences of their actions, feel empathy, cook on a budget etc etc

Those who wish to learn history can do so. History can be a valuable example in life, but just knowing the name of Nelson doesn't tell you jack about the Napoleonic Wars, social conditions in the country at the time, or the state of military technology.
 

Leaway2

Lycrist
Well, there're plenty of Londoners who've never been to Manchester!
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Just be clear, I was shocked by his reply. Not that he had never been to London.
 

swee'pea99

Squire
7 for Canadia. Blimey O' Reilly...

10. Q. 10. When did the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms become part of the Constitution?

There's a Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms?

11. Q. 11. Which province is the only officially bilingual one?


Je ne sais pas. Does anyone?

12. Q. 12. What are the Prairie provinces?

What is a 'Prairie province'?

13. Q. 13. Where is the Canadian Shield?



What is 'the Canadian Shield'?


Etc etc
 
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