MacB has encapsulated my forum persona to a tee and I thank him for his kind words, I think! I'd add that I would screw him to the floor on any of the fancy prices he puts to the excess tat he peddles on this site if only there was something worthwhile buying.
Manonabike, no offence taken. I like to try and take everything as a compliment, it makes life so much easier.
I notice this thread has had quite a bit of traffic and yet no-one has come up up with what I was looking for in the first place...seems as though SJS will be getting my money after all, cheers!!