Brothel offers discount to cyclists!

[ComedyPilot]

Do they also do discount if you only use the granny-ring?

 

[Paulus]

Do you get to choose your own wet or dry lube?

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Do they also do discount if you only use the granny-ring?

You'll have to take your turn after Wayne Rooney!

 

[karen.488walker]

Or even the remaining 44 1/2 ?

The other 44 1/2 minutes are supposed to come before, not after. pun intended.

 

[HJ]

Admin, why isn't this thread in Discounts...

 

[very-near]

The other 44 1/2 minutes are supposed to come before, not after. pun intended.

I doubt that foreplay is high on the agenda for those looking for a discount (ahem) 'shag'

 

[zacklaws]

Not really cost effective for me, probably a 1000+ mile round trip with a ferry crossing thrown in.

 

[Creamcrackered]

Me and the Mrs once ended up staying in a Brothel when we were cycling in Chile - the only accommodation in town. The ladies were very friendly but we didn't much sleep - too many noises, off so to speak.

 

[karen.488walker]

I doubt that foreplay is high on the agenda for those looking for a discount (ahem) 'shag'

I'm impressed. You've heard of it then.

 

[Black Sheep]

could be that after all this research we're counted as a lower risk clientele since we're supposedly impotent due to cycling long distances.

 

[Fnaar]

full service, sir or just a quick fettle?

 

[abchandler]

Just make sure you use your spare inner tube