Bugs all over the place

[Accy cyclist]

In my helmet twice today, biting my head while i walked the dog and up my nose in the pub. Yes i actually inhaled a small beer fly down the pub tonight.

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

In my helmet twice today, biting my head while i walked the dog and up my nose in the pub. Yes i actually inhaled a small beer fly down the pub tonight.

You wore a helmet to walk your dog and to go to the pub?

edit - just re-read the OP and now realise that's not the case...

 

[Accy cyclist]

You wore a helmet to walk your dog and to go to the pub?

edit - just re-read the OP and now realise that's not the case...

I had the misfortune of having two unidentified flying insects enter my helmet through the vents while out cycling today and crawl around on my head, Then when i got back from my ride i took the dog for a walk only to be bitten to feck all over my head with horrible midges, Tonight i've been down the pub.which was full of horrible little beer flies. One flew past my nose as i was inhaling and up it went.



Is that better?

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

I had the misfortune of having two unidentified flying insects enter my helmet through the vents while out cycling today and crawl around on my head, Then when i got back from my ride i took the dog for a walk only to be bitten to feck all over my head with horrible midges, Tonight i've been down the pub.which was full of horrible little beer flies. One flew past my nose as i was inhaling and up it went.



Is that better?

It made perfect sense the first time, just my brain not engaging properly. But you should wear a helmet to the pub just to see the reaction.

 

[Accy cyclist]

It made perfect sense the first time, just my brain not engaging properly. But you should wear a helmet to the pub just to see the reaction.

I do wear a helmet in the pub! Ok it's only for about 30 seconds, after i've cycled down then i take it off.

 

[vernon]

In my helmet twice today, biting my head while i walked the dog and up my nose in the pub. Yes i actually inhaled a small beer fly down the pub tonight.

Try one of these helmets to sort out the head biting problem.

 

[mybike]

Try one of these helmets to sort out the head biting problem.

Had to reply to see what the image was. All that was there was "Image hosted by Angelfire".

 

[andytheflyer]

I wear a cycling cap under my helmet for just that eventuality. Narrowly escaped a bee sting last year when it got trapped in my helmet. So now I have a backup layer. And it stops the rain running into my eyes.

 

[mybike]

I wear a cycling cap under my helmet for just that eventuality. Narrowly escaped a bee sting last year when it got trapped in my helmet. So now I have a backup layer. And it stops the rain running into my eyes.

I'm rapidly coming to a similar conclusion.

 

[Tin Pot]

Wife bitten on the neck by a spider this morning.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Wife bitten on the neck by a spider this morning.

The spider is very unwell I heard

 

[Tin Pot]

The spider is very unwell I heard

It is, dead in fact.

She was in quite a panic, I've never had or seen a spider bite in the UK before - came up with a blister, but a cold flannel and an antihistamine and it reduced pretty quickly.

Apparently False Widows are becoming more common in these parts.

 

[Tin Pot]

I'm liking the effect it's had on her though.

 

[Andy_R]

I'm liking the effect it's had on her though.

That's sh!t, that is. Spiders don't have wings. This is what she really looks like, I bet:

 

[colly]

two unidentified flying insects enter my helmet

Paging @Fnarr You're on duty again !