Bums Eats Trouser Moment

[Labradorofperception]

As i slid along the side of the Honda SUV that had just pulled out on me while riding my bike through Ironbridge, i said to the driver.

"I say my good lady, have a care. You clearly saw me as I made my promenade along this highway, atop my Wolfblatter and Gripeson Gentleman's Perambulator. Tis cup final day but do not make such unnecessary haste to your alehouse of choice when i have right of way along the Queen's highway".

I think she took the point. Stupid gurning arsepebble. I was tempted to make my point through the medium of performance art; by taking a poo on her bonnet and hurling her silly little dog into the river

 

[snorri]

After reading the Bad Manners thread it is pleasing to read of one cyclist doing his/her bit to maintain high standards in the manners department.

 

[Labradorofperception]

I have to confess, my invective was sufficiently strong enough to ignite the matches being peddled by a nearby urchin.

 

[ufkacbln]

One of my favourites was a woman parked on the cycle path.

Guy stopped along side her and pointed this out... she told him to (4) (3)

He then turned round and said in a loud voice....

"That is a cycle track, this is a car...... that means that you must be the local bike"

... and then rode off

 

[MrPie]

'Stupid gurning arsepebble' will be my slur of choice for all of next week. It will temporarily eclipse 'nobber' that I have a penchant for.