You spoke too soon...Dave5N said:How long before someone posts the Hospital joke?
I reckon about page three - the point where people stop reading all the thread before posting.
So Brown really is Blair........Fnaar said:You spoke too soon...
Gordon Brown is visiting an Edinburgh hospital. He enters a ward full of
patients with no obvious sign of injury or illness and greets one.
The patient replies: "Fair fa your honest sonsie face, Great chieftain o'
the puddin' race, Aboon them a you take your place, Painch, tripe or thairm,
As langs my airm."
Brown (although a Scotchman himself) is confused, so he just grins & moves on to the next patient.
The patient responds: "Some hae meat & canna eat, And some wad eat that want
it, But we hae meat & we can eat, So let the Lord be thankit."
Even more confused, and his grin now rictus-like, the PM moves on to the
next patient who immediately begins to chant: "Wee sleekit, cowerin' timrous
beastie, thou needna start awa sae hastie, Wi' bickering brattle."
Now seriously troubled, Blair turns to the accompanying doctor and asks
quietly "What kind of facility is this? A mental ward?"
"No" replies the doctor, "this is the serious Burns unit"