Bury me in the garden

[Accy cyclist]

Have you made plans and saved up for the eventual day. Or are you not bothering and staying at home?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-relatives-GARDEN-afford-funeral-says-MP.html

 

[Turbo Rider]

I want to be thrown over the fence, into next doors garden. Be a hell of a game of volleyball if they throw me back over.

 

[Piemaster]

I've been telling the kids that for ages.
You may not be able to 'take it with you' but I'm going to make it impossible for them to sell the house
In return they've told me they'll be making a large purchase from Amazon in order to get a large cardboard box to put me in. From Amazon that will probably be a pair of shoes then.

 

[snorri]

"staying at home".

 

[welsh dragon]

Mr WD is going to be buried in the field. He just doesn't know it yet. The deeper, the better

 

[Crackle]

Mr WD is going to be buried in the field. He just doesn't know it yet. The deeper, the better

You know he has to die first?

 

[Levo-Lon]

Ive been digging a big hole in the garden,wife thinks its going to be a pond..

as my dad says leave me on the top ,I wont care..

 

[welsh dragon]

You know he has to die first?

Yes I know. He is going first. I'm going to make sure of that. And if he isn't careful, hell be going sooner rather than later.

 

[snorri]

I can see the headlines now 'Missing person in Wales. Following a cycle connection tipoff investigators trawling internet cycling forums for clues.'

 

[goody]

Crematorium fee from around £280ish (depends what time you want early morning slots are sometimes cheaper), Coffin nice wooden veneer £200, Paperwork £80. Borrow an estate car or a van get some physically capable relatives or friends and that's about it. (there may be other costs depending on the circumstances of the death and whether a funeral director has been involved).

 

[slowmotion]

Crematorium fee from around £280ish (depends what time you want early morning slots are sometimes cheaper), Coffin nice wooden veneer £200, Paperwork £80. Borrow an estate car or a van get some physically capable relatives or friends and that's about it. (there may be other costs depending on the circumstances of the death and whether a funeral director has been involved).

Dump the estate car and van. You need one of these...


Edit: actually, if you nailed a bit of hardboard over the top of that thing, you could dump your £200 coffin as well. What's not to like?

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Crematorium fee from around £280ish (depends what time you want early morning slots are sometimes cheaper), Coffin nice wooden veneer £200, Paperwork £80. Borrow an estate car or a van get some physically capable relatives or friends and that's about it. (there may be other costs depending on the circumstances of the death and whether a funeral director has been involved).

Would a vet be able to do it, they only charged a few quid for our cat.

 

[Berk on a Bike]

Given our experience with "the UK's leading funeral director" back garden sounds a good bet.

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Throw me to the cats!

 

[Pale Rider]

A woodland burial appeals to me:

http://www.woodlandburialtrust.org.uk/