Bury me in the garden

[Mrs M]

Given our experience with "the UK's leading funeral director" back garden sounds a good bet.

Yep, father in laws funeral was handled by a well known big local firm.
When it came to the internment though it was a disaster. Everyone was waiting, the car pulled up very solemn and dignified then the "oh shoot" look on their faces as they realised they'd left the star of the show back at the parlour.

 

[Berk on a Bike]

Yep, father in laws funeral was handled by a well known big local firm.
When it came to the internment though it was a disaster. Everyone was waiting, the car pulled up very solemn and dignified then the "oh shoot" look on their faces as they realised they'd left the star of the show back at the parlour.

 

[Chromatic]

We've got a horse buried in our garden, I have no complaints about being shoved into the same hole as him.

 

[classic33]

I've been telling the kids that for ages.
You may not be able to 'take it with you' but I'm going to make it impossible for them to sell the house
In return they've told me they'll be making a large purchase from Amazon in order to get a large cardboard box to put me in. From Amazon that will probably be a pair of shoes then.

One like this perhaps?

http://www.comparethecoffin.com/content/cardboard-coffins or http://coffincompany.co.uk/cardboard-coffin

 

[Cycleops]

Mr WD is going to be buried in the field. He just doesn't know it yet. The deeper, the better

Perhaps better not so deep, maybe a shallow grave and leave his posterior above ground as a useful parking slot for your front wheel.

 

[pplpilot]

After medical science has had what they want, the donor service has had an harvest then put the rest of me out with the other clinical waste for the incinerator.

 

[John the Canuck]

THIS
‘Increasingly bereaved individuals who simply cannot afford a formal service are faced with having to opt for a public health funeral - or what used to be referred to as pauper's funerals.'

Tell your relatives you have disowned them - the Council will bury you

also - i have my Aunts ashes - it appears it's illegal just to scatter them ''anywhere'' -- hmm.! a ferry trip maybe the answer....

 

[Piemaster]

One like this perhaps?
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http://www.comparethecoffin.com/content/cardboard-coffins or http://coffincompany.co.uk/cardboard-coffin

£245 for plain cardboard, £375 for coloured
£245 plus a trip to B&Q for a tin of emulsion then.

 

[classic33]

The Body Farm are always looking for donors!

 

[Peteaud]

No one should ever get buried in the garden.



You never know when a meteor might hit and zombies appear.

 

[Mrs M]

Mr M wishes to either - go out on a Tuesday in the wheelie bin, or be cremated and scattered over Pittodrie (Aberdeen Football Club ground) or the golf course.
I don't even want to think about it as it creeps me out!!

 

[CopperBrompton]

Well, I'm sorted: http://coffincompany.co.uk/colourful-coffins/pastimes/wine

 

[theloafer]

A woodland burial appeals to me:

http://www.woodlandburialtrust.org.uk/

this looks good to me

A woodland burial appeals to me:

http://www.woodlandburialtrust.org.uk/

 

[classic33]

Well, I'm sorted: http://coffincompany.co.uk/colourful-coffins/pastimes/wine

Feet first then.

 

[Mrs M]

Perhaps better not so deep, maybe a shallow grave and leave his posterior above ground as a useful parking slot for your front wheel.

Fek! You could park the car on mine.