numbnuts
Squire
- Location
- Gone over the hill and far away
I've all ready paid for my funeral
You'd have the car to clean afterwards though!Fek! You could park the car on mine.
No I wouldn't, I'd be a wee bit deid!You'd have the car to clean afterwards though!
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Dump the estate car and van. You need one of these...
Edit: actually, if you nailed a bit of hardboard over the top of that thing, you could dump your £200 coffin as well. What's not to like?
I probably will as well. Mum and dad prepaid theirs and as dad passed away recently, it took away so much worry and planning, it was a very thoughtful thing for them to do.I've all ready paid for my funeral
I haven't received the invitation yet![]()
Have you decided when?Mr WD is going to be buried in the field. He just doesn't know it yet. The deeper, the better![]()
One little slip Up!Soon if he isn't very careful
Aw, very sad.I Suppose those public health funerals just do the basics? An elderly women i knew died earlier this year,i went to the funeral parlour and asked if i could see her but they wouldn't let me saying that she hadn't been "made up". I said i'd come back when they'd put her make up on but they seemed embarrassed to tell me that there wouldn't be any make up as the cost didn't allow for it. I said i didn't mind seeing her as she was but then they said "oh it's a closed coffin anyway".Probably no shroud either?
It won't be a cock up by the sound of it.One little slip Up!