By this thread.......

[Gerry Attrick]

I now pronounce myself senior member. Do I now get to claim a free Colnago?

 

[spandex]

Welcome to the old side of the forum now you can look at the Colnago catalog. You don't get the free Colnago till you are GOD

 

[Night Train]

I missed becoming senior, must be my youthful complexion.

 

[Keith Oates]

You can make the claim for the new Colnago by giving the special password and joining a very very long queue!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Wolf04]

I've seen Executive members and even a few Vice Presidents, but is there a President? How many posts does that take?

 

[Paulus]

The President is a secret person who frequents a parallel forum and will never be known to us mere mortals.

 

[mickle]

I shouldn't be telling you this but...

The President is just the top member that we know about, there are several secret higher levels known only to the Aluminati. They are thought to be;

President.
Keeper of the Chain.
Polisher of the Glorious Wingnut.
Lord of the Chain Ring.
Master of the Dawes Galaxy.
Grand Master Tandem Stoker.
Grand Master Tandem Captain.
High Supervisor of the Sacred P*ncture Repair Kit.

Beyond this level it starts to get very shadowy indeed.

 

[ChrisKH]

I shouldn't be telling you this but...

The President is just the top member that we know about, there are several secret higher levels known only to the Aluminati. They are thought to be;

President.
Keeper of the Chain.
Polisher of the Glorious Wingnut.
Lord of the Chain Ring.
Master of the Dawes Galaxy.
Grand Master Tandem Stoker.
Grand Master Tandem Captain.
High Supervisor of the Sacred P*ncture Repair Kit.

Beyond this level it starts to get very shadowy indeed.

I've heard that's when you get invited to join acf.