Call me cynical but...

[Cubist]

I swear you couldn't make it up. This was in yesterday's Huddersfield Examiner:

Ghostly Event
GHoSTS and stories of an ancient murder will feature in a spooky walk in the woods. The Cardiac Rehabilitation through Exercise and Walking group (CREW) have organised the five mile walk from Brighouse for people with heart problems.



Will there be any survivors FFS?

 

[mcshroom]

 

[gavintc]

Probably as a direct result of Government spending cuts, they have found that they cannot support all their patients and have resorted to drastic action to keep their budget within their forecast needs.

 

[Arch]

Classic!

 

[slugonabike]

Love it!