Call off the search. I found my Brooks.

[SteCenturion]

I have worried myself sick over the last few weeks about your Brookes, searched everywhere and it turns up in a blue plastic bag! That is no way to treat a Brookes.

Quite right.

It should be attached to a cadaver & ceremoniously embark on a one way journey to the bottom of the Thames.

& in other news, congrats on finding your Brookes @Cyclopathic

 

[SteCenturion]

I can't remember,no being older 48,i had done the pubbie bits and going out with the lads.money was not a problem either,i even gave up doing overtime.also when she was eight,i took vol redundancy and my pension,so i became a househusband.So it all worked out well.Just lucky i suppose.

Yes, I suppose circumstances can conspire to help or hinder.

Personally, if I could chose a time to start it would probably be around the 33-35 mark.

I can say though that I have never known tiredness quite like it.

It's all worth it though, my rest time might come.

 

[Jenkins]

Anybody seen my marbles? I seem to have lost them...

With my bearings?

They're somewhere over there - with the plot that I seem to have lost.

 

[shouldbeinbed]

ok now it's my turn,my youngest daughter aged 16 ,yes i am 64.Well she has lost her mobile,IN DA HOUSE.It is not turned on,i just don't believe she could put it down and not remember,gawd i give up.

down the side of the settee, possibly in the frame?

 

[shouldbeinbed]

i am missing about £900,000 if anybody finds it please forward it to my natwest bank acct

There is the wife of an exiled Nigerian diplomat who could forward you that money if you send her your bank details & Tesco clubcard number

 

[Cyclopathic]

i am missing about £900,000 if anybody finds it please forward it to my natwest bank acct

Good news. If you send me a few thousand quid for expenses and stuff I can get right on the task of finding your money for you.

 

[EltonFrog]