The Border Terrier that I know so well, is called Rascal. Anything less like a rascal would be hard to imagine. He very rarely barks, walks on the lead in the most impeccable manner, even tho he is rarely on a lead as he has acres of fields to play in. He is more like a very well behaved small bear.
I have threatened to dognap him, but I think my niece would notice his absence.