Caption Competition day two!

[mickle]

The One-a-day Win a Copy of The Cyclorama Book Picture Caption Competition.

Number two in a series. Tuesday 19th June. Theme; Commuting.

Simple rules: Think of an hilarious caption for the image. Post it in the thread. If it makes the The Competition Master (that’s me) laugh out loud you’ll be in with a chance of winning a copy of the new Cyclorama book. One per day this week from Monday to Friday.

The competition shall be decides by you, the viewers. Likes = votes. The entry that receives the highest number of 'likes' shall be the winner. In the event that two or more entries receives the same number of 'likes' the winner shall be decided by the Competition Master General (that's me that is).

The likes will be counted a week from the date of the OP. The decision of the Competition Master is final!

 

[benb]

That bounder broke my windshield and scratched my paint!

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Don't worry dear, it was only one of those hipster fixie self-gratification artists.

 

[Mugshot]

"See ya"

Sorry MatthewT

 

[Dayvo]

Oh I say, so sorry, old chap: I didn't see you.

 

[Dayvo]

Did you see that farking look on that cont's face just a millisecond after he saw us?

 

[Pottsy]

You're right, his chain is a bit slack.

 

[stoatsngroats]

" Dear, I think I prefer the bonnet emblem on the Rolls."

 

[Mugshot]

After months of debate a brave Cyclechatter set out to finally test the effectiveness of hi-viz and the benefits of wearing a helmet.

 

[Mugshot]

"That's the problem with Johnny Foreigner Cedric, they're always on the wrong side of the road!"

 

[Mugshot]

"Well I don't think you can blame me, I was trying to read the sticker he had on his seat post, I think it was something about a cycle chap?"

 

[Crackle]

Keep your head down dear, there's two more of the blighters yet.

 

[roadrash]

i say old chap "do you think he had his brakes set up at halfaurds

 

[jefmcg]

"was that Matthew T? "

 

[ColinJ]

"I thought they were safety bicycles!"