Caption Competition day two!

[threebikesmcginty]

Damn, I was going for a brace of the f*ckers!

 

[mickle]

You're right, his chain is a bit slack.

Class.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

''Phew, that was close!''

 

[Mugshot]

"Thank you. That concludes the driving test Mr Armstrong, and despite all the evidence which may have suggested otherwise, I'm pleased to tell you you've passed."

 

[Dayvo]

Right, that's one of them done: let's go and find a horse and rider.

 

[Enid Agnus Dei]

First BMW arrives in the UK and just as now fails to see cyclist....

 

[Gez73]

Jeeves, run back and grab the f***ers helmet cam!! I'm not getting another three points on my licence for one of those do-gooder bast**ds!

 

[TonyEnjoyD]

I say Jeeves, did you see the size of that fly?!

 

[lukesdad]

"Hope we got that on bonnet cam dear! then we can post it on that new Pathe News thingy. Its all the rage don't yer know "

 

[2Loose]

Good job you ducked, look what it did to the windscreen!

 

[Hip Priest]

"I've got this on camerarrrrrrgggghhhhhh..."

 

[Enid Agnus Dei]

Had an accident that wasn't your fault? Then call our help line now!

Fakeclaims.com for all your claims!

 

[derrick]

I must get some glasses, i'm having trouble seeing the speedo.

 

[Gez73]

I could have sworn I heard the sound of a bell just now! Did you clean my windscreen Jeeves? It's as if it's not even there!

 

[Peteaud]

Gavin from autoglass needed more special resin for this crack