Caption Competition day two!

[Boris Bajic]

"If he'd been wearing a helmet...."

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

Britains first CCTV camera captures cyclist RLJ accident.

 

[4F]

Get off the road, you don't even pay road tax

 

[Herzog]

"The origins of SMIDSY"

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

Bike? Where?

 

[BrumJim]

My, that was fun. Do you think it will catch on?

 

[tyred]

Get on the farking cyclepath, you nutter!

 

[tyred]

Why you shouldn't use a mobile telegraph while driving.

 

[tyred]

Pah! Opticians! What do they know? They're nowt wrong with my eyesight....What was that bang?

 

[beanzontoast]

"Oh, peasant! I thought you said: "Look out - pheasant!"

 

[tyred]

What do you mean I'm too drunk to drive, I've only had two bottles of gin?

 

[Cubist]

What is a " cockwomble" anyway?

 

[BrazingSaddles]

Possibly a day late, but...
"Bugger me, that was a big fly"

 

[mickle]

Possibly a day late, but...
"Bugger me, that was a big fly"

You've got a week before each thread closes - sorry if i didnt make that clear.

 

[BrazingSaddles]

You've got a week before each thread closes - sorry if i didnt make that clear.

Well mickle, you might as well 'like' my post whilst you're at it!!