Caption Competition day two!

[roadrash]

well jeeves there goes another R.L.Jer

 

[Boris Bajic]

"Five points for a cyclist, I think you'll find. No points for the bike."

 

[Boris Bajic]

"I say, Gerald. A Tsukahara with tuck and full twist! That isn't something you see every day!"

 

[Gez73]

Ah f#@k! Another one. Well Jeeves the shovel is in the boot. You know what to do. I have to nip back to the manor and grab a bag of quicklime. Don't forget the f@#king bike this time either! I drove around with the last one on the grill of my motor for three days last time thanks to you!

 

[MissTillyFlop]

The parole officer was not entirely convinced by Mr Michael's claim that he "hadn't touched any in ages".

 

[tyred]

Look at the poor quality lug work on that! Disgraceful!

 

[mickle]

Don't forget to vote!

 

[tyred]

Oh damn and blast it! Another one! That's the last time I come on a touring holiday in France. The confounded idiots don't even know to keep left when on the road.

 

[Browser]

"Good God Smithers, did you see that? The bounder was and old Harovian, I'd know that tie anywhere!"

 

[Browser]

"Bastaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard!"

 

[wiggydiggy]

Attempts to merge Cycling, Diving and the Long Jump did not go well at the 1912 Olympics

 

[TVC]

I don't understand, what do you mean 'It's his fault for not paying road tax'. What is road tax?

 

[2wd]

I guess that bike wont wrap up anyone's nose now

 

[Silver Fox]

" That'll teach the young whippersnapper to keep his comments to himself "

 

[Matthew_T]

Why are there so many comments relating to me?