Caption competition

[thom]

Currently in Whitehall

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Not a caption but this has me confused

Scotland Yard said it was believed that the man might have a knife as officers shut down part of the road, near the heart of Westminster in central London.

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[thom]

Not a caption but this has me confused

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Where would he put it ?

 

[roadrash]

well doctor ...it all started with a lump on my bum and it just grew

 

[thom]

Not a caption but this has me confused
Scotland Yard said it was believed that the man might have a knife as officers shut down part of the road, near the heart of Westminster in central London.
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He did have quite a big one when he first mounted the Duke of Cambridge:

but now he's got his kit off, his broadsword doesn't appear so dangerous

 

[postman]

I asked for a Cyclechat buff,not a chap in the buff.,

 

[Beebo]

what a great photo. It looks like a stag-do gone wrong, instead of chaining the naked groom to a lamp post they have stuck him up a statue.

 

[snorri]

Some of you might not have known that Felix Baumgartner didn't get it right first time.

 

[Archie_tect]

"How exactly, officer, do you expect me to 'stop messing about and just come down, Sherpa' ?"

 

[stephec]

My word, that's a bad case of piles!

 

[TVC]

That's what you call a cocked hat.

 

[Silver Fox]

Fathers For Justice take their level of exposure to a higher level.

 

[Brains]

The Duke of Cambridge was noted for his exotic hats

 

[Brandane]

The Duke of Cambridge: "Well I've seen a few ar5es in all the years I've been here, but most of them go down the road there, and then turn right into Downing Street".

 

[Brains]

Doctor doctor! Those horse pills you gave me ..........