Caption competition

[Brains]

I'm feeling VERY horse!

 

[NormanD]

Bloody wife ..she's been shopping in Aldi's again ... why can't we have a normal toilet seat like everyone else!!

 

[Arjimlad]

Algy has gone too far with his pigeon impression fetish, this time.

 

[mickle]

Not a caption but this has me confused

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Lost in translation. Not a knife, a lamb dagger.

 

[mickle]

'I don't remember eating that!'

 

[Maz]

So as not offend the Duke, the naked man discreetly covered his helmet.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Currently in Whitehall

'And there was me thinking it was just a bit of constipation'

 

[Nihal]

"Just bear it they said...........it'll only be pigeons taking a crap on you they said"

 

[Cubist]

No officer, I actually lost the bet. My mates now tell me they meant the real Duke of Cambridge. Tossers.

 

[stephec]

There's no way I'm moving my hands, it's a bit too chilly.

 

[ComedyPilot]

After initially being a reluctant participant, Jeremy progressed quickly from the beginner's anal butt plug stage to the closed streets/armed police/full monty/city centre bronze statue inserted up the jacksy level