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[Renard]

Batteries not included.

 

[ComedyPilot]

Are you not allowed a real bike, sonny?

 

[Wigsie]

"You're fat sonny."

 

[02GF74]

on your marks, get set ......

 

[montage]

on your marks, get set ......

and welcome to your blind date

 

[Black Sheep]

down there to the lights is a quarter mile stretch, looser hands over the ownership papers to their vehicle

 

[Landslide]

Lady: "Chelsea are going to win the league? Yeah right, and I'm Britney Spears!"

 

[accountantpete]

Ianrauk today:

No you perv! -I will not dismount on my right

 

[Shaun]

Ianrauk today:

Is that a banana down the front of your shorts, or are you just pleased to see me?

 

[Yellow Fang]

Have you got a bad back, sunshine?

 

[Keith Oates]

Where's your helmet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[stedlocks]

'Jenson's brilliant overtaking manouevre on Hamilton, using the slipstream to perfect effect...........'

 

[wafflycat]

Elderly woman: "What do you mean that's not a joystick to steer the thing?"

 

[Cubist]

Are you a member of the Polish Cycling Team, or are you just pleased to see me?

 

[wafflycat]

Are you a member of the Polish Cycling Team, or are you just pleased to see me?