gaz
Cycle Camera TV
- Location
- South Croydon
I can't get to my destination in under 30mins by bike but if I take the tube.... then I can get my journey for free.
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gaz
Cycle Camera TV
- Location
- South Croydon
I hope they let me use the lift at Covent Garden, I can't carry this up the stairs.
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
London man still awaiting operation to have the Boris Bike-like growth removed from his right hip.
rowan 46
Über Member
- Location
- birmingham
"That's the trouble with buying off gumtree no instructions. Now how do you fold these new Bromptons?"
OP
OP
jonny jeez
Legendary Member
- Location
- Chislehurst, Kent, UK
Looks Like Ianrauk is in the lead with 4 likes (well done Ian)...lines are still open so keep voting!
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
Twitter:
"Free bikes in London- get down there quick!"
"Free bikes in London- get down there quick!"
Alien8
Senior Moment
- Location
- (A little bit north of) Cambridge
I have heard that the average cyclist's attention span lasts no more than two posts in any thread.
Davidc
Guru
- Location
- Somerset UK
"Well, you said Boris should try using the tube sometimes didn't you?"
2Loose
Guru
- Location
- Loughborough, Leicestershire.
I know how Boris has made cycling safer.
Matthew_T
"Young and Ex-whippet"
- Location
- Prestatyn, North Wales
London News Today:
A cyclist commuter who found the weather recently too much to bare has taken it upon himself to take his bike onto the tube. Unfortunately noone told him that there had been a change of trains.
He therefore ended up on the wrong train heading towards Southampton when he should have been heading to Piccadilly.
He only discovered his mistake when he took his attention away from his IPhone and noticed the sea beside him.
The train service staff were very understanding but refused to allow his bike back on the train. He was therefore fined for taking the Boris Bike he was using, out of the London area which it is limited to.
He is due to be in court for the offences on Boxing Day.
A cyclist commuter who found the weather recently too much to bare has taken it upon himself to take his bike onto the tube. Unfortunately noone told him that there had been a change of trains.
He therefore ended up on the wrong train heading towards Southampton when he should have been heading to Piccadilly.
He only discovered his mistake when he took his attention away from his IPhone and noticed the sea beside him.
The train service staff were very understanding but refused to allow his bike back on the train. He was therefore fined for taking the Boris Bike he was using, out of the London area which it is limited to.
He is due to be in court for the offences on Boxing Day.
Hip Priest
Veteran
Told you I could trackstand.
oldfatfool
Guru
So the cycle lane is to the right of the yellow line, yes?
ComedyPilot
Secret Lemonade Drinker
- Location
- The Kingdom of Yorkshire
'Hello Boris, .......yeah, not too bad ta.....listen, this bike of yours.....the bleedin' chains slack innit............."
snorri
Legendary Member
- Location
- East coast, up a bit.
Life gets tedious, don't it?