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[Hont]

Nibs: "Eya. Caveyndeesh. Wha donna you fetcha somea café for da Froome-cane. Hee's a nota weez eet todaiy."
Cav: "You fooking get 'em. You're the italian waiter."

 

[The Couch]

Nibs: "Where is Wiggins at?"
Cav: "He's standing outside, this is the 2013 top riders presentation"
... Nibs and Froome get a smile on their face ...
Froome (thinking): "Heheheh, my turn this year, baby"

 

[roadrash]

cav says but i thought that place over there WAS specsavers

 

[tigger]

Along ColinJ's lines....

Cav: "Now we've hypnotised Chris shall we make him climb up that big hill again?"

 

[tigger]

Froome: "I'm going to use my special powers to stare myself invisible"

 

[raindog]

 

[Psyklon]

Froome: "shoot...he really is Superman!"

 

[Snarf]

Cav: "Have you seen my missus' breasts? Much better than anything you two could pull."

 

[Peteaud]

Froome - If thats holy water i am f****d.

 

[Monsieur Remings]

Cav: Do you mean the guy who was good on the hills last year with the help of this 'un next to me...? I think he's hiding...​

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Nibali: Yeah, whereabouts?​

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Froome: O man, what a pair.​

 

[NormanD]

Nibali : "No cav it does not mean press the S in Presentation".

Froome Thinking "Damn I was going to do that"

Cav : "But I went to spec savers?"

 

[Cocheese]

CAV: here was froome on the hill climb and down here was wiggo , NIBS: I think Austin Powers is talking about you !!

 

[perplexed]

Cav: "So Greipels chin was right up 'ere, see, so I was gonna smack 'im wiv me left like this..."