Car Key Shenanigans

[Twilkes]

It will make you all sick into your Alpen to hear that I got back last night to a chorizo and mushroom risotto and a few episodes of season 3 'Dream On', which we've just discovered is on youtube.

That'll teach me! ;-)

Although I am mindful of this:


View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iaPrUAdveY

 

[Doseone]

Yup done it.

Went to work on a Saturday and had wifes car keys in pocket. Cue angry phonecall (reminded me of the General ringing Dick Dastardly in Stop The Pigeon) 'cos she only discovered that the keys were missing when she went to get in the car to get son to his football match. I was 15 miles away on a work appointment, which I had to cut short and belt home as quick as I could.

She really didn't see the funny side. You got away lightly Twilkes!!

 

[Cletus Van Damme]

I thought this was going to be a thread about swinging, never mind.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

You know when you're away from home and you open the boot from your car key and then put the key in the boot with the stuff and then shut the boot, that's a good one - then you have to phone the wife and she drives over with the spare key. Laugh!? No me neither. Or her.

 

[Doseone]

I thought this was going to be a thread about swinging, never mind.

My first thought too

 

[Black Country Ste]

There was a misunderstanding with my brother when I shared a place with him. I was injured and got carted off to Sandwell General for skin glue and x-rays. He had my keys so he could drive my car back home as I had concussion and driving home myself wasn't an option.

However instead of waiting for me to get back from hospital so I could, you know, get in the flat, he buggered back off to the pub with our mates and my keys. It was October. I was stood outside freezing with my hair and clothes covered in dry blood for half an hour waiting for him to return in a taxi. Dozy little git.

Halloween came early to Tividale in 2009.