Car Washing

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tyred

Squire
Location
Ireland
Cars need cleaned:ohmy:
 

postman

Squire
Location
,Leeds
Funnily enough our two girls washed ours yesterday,i don't know how much they charged, the wife paid out.
 

shouldbeinbed

Rollin' along
Location
Manchester way


Tesco car washing scam.. A warning for you and any of your friends who may be regular customers to Tesco's

Over the last couple of weeks I have become the victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get some shopping turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you!

Here's how the scam works.....

Two seriously good looking late teen/early twenty-something year old girls come over to your car as you are loading your shopping into the boot. They both start wiping your car over with a rag and some soapy water with their cleavage almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to get an eyeful. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a lift to another shopping centre. You agree and they get in the back seat.

On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen on the 1st, 3rd and 6th, twice on the 8th and 9th, three times on the 10th, twice just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy more wallets.

(the old ones are the best)
 
doesn't anyone clean their own car anymore?? this weekend (the first sign of good weather) and the local car wash had a constant queue !!!
Call in to any local supermarket car park and get acosted by a bloke with a trolly of cleaning products offering to clean your car for £5, do your shopping and return to a nice clean car. Beats the queue at the car wash.
 

fossyant

Ride It Like You Stole It!
Location
South Manchester
By hand every week. But you'd knew I'd say that ! :laugh:
 

Night Train

Maker of Things
Yesterday Arch swept the remnants of building rubble out of my car following three trips to the tip.
That's about as good as it gets for my car!^_^

Aside from that, a little grime is removed whenever I use the yard broom to sweep snow off the car roof!
 

summerdays

Cycling in the sun
Location
Bristol
Kids did our car yesterday - it deparately needed it, after all the salt that had accumulated on our trip up to Scotland. They sometimes do the neighbour's as well for £5. (Actually thinking about it they do their's more often as then they get paid!).
 

Globalti

Legendary Member
Sadly I have to keep my car pretty clean because I often get business visitors turning up unannounced.
 
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