Carry on regardless...

[Fnaar]

... I had to clean off his rim.

Paging me!

 

[Wades]

Thank you to you all. It genuinely warms my heart to know that I'm not alone in this sickness. May we all continue to blunder for years to come.

Love the bizarre smutty tangent too!

 

[irw]

I'm surprised it tool that long with this title! I was expecting a thread featuring Kenneth Williams and/or Matron...!

 

[anothersam]

Some wonderfully evocative tales, starting with the OP. This thread should come with an advisory: abandon hope of not wincing, all ye who enter here. Sometimes while laughing.

I have to quote this because just hitting "like" isn't enough to display my appreciation of its wonderfulness....

… one friend … who looked like he had decided to participate in Ill advised experiments to determine the actual state of Schrodingers cat, and found that a cat in a box is neither alive nor dead, merely "very p**ssed off".

This did it for me:

We were getting scratched and stabbed everywhere, with my mate at the front constantly calling out "honestly, this is the best way".

 

[Levo-Lon]

Brambles and off piste trails..great fun but they sure do bite..
falling into brambles in your summer mtb gear..lol Not