Cat Flaps?

[ComedyPilot]

Look for Longers' thread....

I saw a door in a skip last week, with a cat flap in it - half expected a cat to come through it...

I refuse to lower myself to pussy jokes.

Well Arch, as Leslie Crowther would say, 'Come on down'

 

[Arch]

No, I'm far too refained....

 

[Ashtrayhead]

Mine slips in and out very quietly now, but at first I had to hold the flap open and give it a shove.

 

[buddha]

Mine's started to squeak. Needs lubrication.

 

[longers]

Mine's a bit greasy and needs a wash.

 

[Speicher]

I have got two, and they both stay out all night.

 

[ComedyPilot]

I have got two, and they both stay out all night.

If they both come in at the same time (via different flaps) is that a double entry?












(If that doesn't get me 101'd, nothing will)

 

[montage]

Some would say pussy's are overrated. They like to be stroked and kept clean, and for a while this is enjoyable - but some of these pussy's only take or even worse, are only pretending to enjoy your hospitality. Many pussy's get out and about far too much exploring the wilderness and sometimes meeting other pussy's. After a while, they seem to become dormant, unwilling and unresponsive to your efforts and will not come when called.

























kind of like vaginas

 

[biggs682]

had one once and when it was wet and windy all the rain came in

 

[montage]

had one once and when it was wet and windy all the rain came in

you got your pussy all wet?














Ok I need to leave this thread alone.

 

[Campfire]

I was going to give a sensible reply but couldn't possibly comment in the light of all this hilarity. It's a man's thing I suppose!

 

[TVC]

I was going to give a sensible reply but couldn't possibly comment in the light of all this hilarity. It's a man's thing I suppose!

You've got a man's thing in your flap?

 

[Speicher]

You've got a man's thing in your flap?

Seeing as how you have recently acquired a small one and named it after your favourite drink.