cat massacres deer in sylvania

[biggs682]

our cat Coker has just gone into my daughters land of sylvania under her bed and massacred the deer family by various methods , but the worst was the junior member of the family was flung down the stairs and in to the dining room , where he was presented to us , just like a trophy catch.....

 

[ttcycle]

Lol, I was expecting something much more macabre!

 

[Arjimlad]

So, venison pie tonight then ?

 

[Andrew_Culture]

The first thing our cats brought in when we got them from the rescue place was a used tea bag, complete with protective growling and whatnot.

 

[coffeejo]

My Labrador was so overwhelmed when my former JRT killed her first rat that she ran off, got a stick and dropped it next to the rat's dead body.

 

[Arch]

My Labrador was so overwhelmed when my former JRT killed her first rat that she ran off, got a stick and dropped it next to the rat's dead body.

Ah, rat-onna-stick, a real delicacy!

 

[Maz]

our cat Coker has just gone into my daughters land of sylvania under her bed and massacred the deer family by various methods , but the worst was the junior member of the family was flung down the stairs and in to the dining room , where he was presented to us , just like a trophy catch.....

Your daughter?
That's one tough cat!

 

[Andy_R]

Ah, rat-onna-stick, a real delicacy!

A Terry Pratchett fan?

 

[hotfuzzrj]

This thread is the best I've ever read on here.

 

[Primal Scream]

Ah, rat-onna-stick, a real delicacy!

Best avoid the sausage inna bun though and I dont care what cut me own throat dibbler says.

 

[Arch]

A Terry Pratchett fan?

Oddly, not quite. I've read some Pratchett and enjoy it up to a point, but I always feel his books go on for about 10% longer than they need to.

But some things stick in the mind.

 

[ComedyPilot]

This thread is the best I've ever read on here.

You haven't read the BrokenFlipFlop/Binman saga then....?

 

[Primal Scream]

Oddly, not quite. I've read some Pratchett and enjoy it up to a point, but I always feel his books go on for about 10% longer than they need to.

But some things stick in the mind.

Imho the best English humourist since PG Wodehouse, at least his equivalent and at his best possibly better. He has written some turkeys but anything with Commander Vimes and the Nightwatch is comic genius.

 

[Arch]

Imho the best English humourist since PG Wodehouse, at least his equivalent and at his best possibly better. He has written some turkeys but anything with Commander Vimes and the Nightwatch is comic genius.

I can understand the enthusiasm for him, I just always seem to get to a point where I'm thinking "Oh, do just wrap up now!" and it's never on the last page.

 

[Cubist]

You haven't read the BrokenFlipFlop/Binman saga then....?

I hate to say it, but go onto STW and search for the "Three year Old Has Put Sudocrem on the Cat" thread.