cat massacres deer in sylvania

[Cubist]

our cat Coker has just gone into my daughters land of sylvania under her bed and massacred the deer family by various methods , but the worst was the junior member of the family was flung down the stairs and in to the dining room , where he was presented to us , just like a trophy catch.....

Awesome. That "top of the food chain predator thing" is only ever simmering just below the surface isn't it!

 

[ComedyPilot]

I hate to say it, but go onto STW and search for the "Three year Old Has Put Sudocrem on the Cat" thread.

I couldn't read anymore after the 'cat spa' video......

 

[Saluki]

Is your daughter traumatised at all?
I remember when my Aunt's dog, Judy, grabbed my Cheshire Cat toy and ripped all the stuffing out of him. I was about 5 years old and I am still traumatised to this day He was beyond repair!

I am not sure of the toughness of the Sylvanian Families toys. Could any of them be saved?

 

[vernon]

This thread is the best I've ever read on here.

You are easy to entertain. I bet you laugh at Miranda Hart sitcoms.

 

[biggs682]

This thread is the best I've ever read on here.

i try to post witty threads cause we need help

 

[Rezillo]

Dead or otherwise inert things that various of our cats have brought in the house over the years.

A sardine tin key.
A severely decomposing squirrel (left behind the wc pan).
Water voles. Reported to the local wildlife trust as a sighting
Rats, assorted sizes.
Shrews, common and pygmy.
Bank voles.
Long tailed field mice.
Frogs.
Newts.
Various bird species too numerous to list.
Rabbits.
A pile of brightly coloured bird feathers and some remains all suspiciously similar to those of some exotic species kept in an aviary by a near neighbour at the time.
Moles.
A fresh filleted trout.
Worms.
A cigarette packet.
A bat (pipistrelle).

 

[LarryDuff]

About 11 years 2 of my daughters Sylvannian mouse family came to a nasty end at the hands of our new cocker spaniel pup. I had to make a quick visit to the toy shop before the corpses were discovered

 

[Andrew_Culture]

Your daughter?
That's one tough cat!

I grew up with a retired factory cat, he was a nasty bastard, or what my dad would call a 'proper cat'.

 

[Andrew_Culture]

Dead or otherwise inert things that various of our cats have brought in the house over the years.

A sardine tin key.
A severely decomposing squirrel (left behind the wc pan).
Water voles. Reported to the local wildlife trust as a sighting
Rats, assorted sizes.
Shrews, common and pygmy.
Bank voles.
Long tailed field mice.
Frogs.
Newts.
Various bird species too numerous to list.
Rabbits.
A pile of brightly coloured bird feathers and some remains all suspiciously similar to those of some exotic species kept in an aviary by a near neighbour at the time.
Moles.
A fresh filleted trout.
Worms.
A cigarette packet.
A bat (pipistrelle).

Are you running some sort of Fagan's den for cats? Sending them out to fill their furry pockets with swag?

Hang on, that sounded wrong...

 

[Maz]

Are you running some sort of Fagan's den for cats? Sending them out to fill their furry pockets with swag?

Cat burglers!

 

[Andrew_Culture]

Cat burglers!

How does one steal a cat burglar?

 

[hotfuzzrj]

You haven't read the BrokenFlipFlop/Binman saga then....?

Yeah that was ok but I tired of the human frustration angle. Animals are just brilliantly simplistic!
No ones being horrible to each other. It makes a change!!

Vernon I am indeed, she's a funny sort although a bit too reliant on falling off chairs.

 

[Rezillo]

Are you running some sort of Fagan's den for cats? Sending them out to fill their furry pockets with swag?

Hang on, that sounded wrong...

We kept very quiet about the filleted trout. I often wonder what the householders thought when they found they were one fish short.

Also, technically one mole wasn't dead on arrival - it subsequently died hiding in a bag of knitting in the living room and was only discovered when my father-in-law, seated near the bag, complained about the smell.

John

 

[Arch]

We kept very quiet about the filleted trout. I often wonder what the householders thought when they found they were one fish short.

Also, technically one mole wasn't dead on arrival - it subsequently died hiding in a bag of knitting in the living room and was only discovered when my father-in-law, seated near the bag, complained about the smell.

John

Friends of my mum lived in a bungalow and had cats, and one night the husband woke up hearing a noise under the bed. He looked, and there was a mole. In his befuddled state, he thought it had tunnelled up through the floor.

 

[Saluki]

About 11 years 2 of my daughters Sylvannian mouse family came to a nasty end at the hands of our new cocker spaniel pup. I had to make a quick visit to the toy shop before the corpses were discovered

When our GSD was a pup (he died a good while back now, very old he was too) he somehow managed to get hold of our nativity set. Poor baby Jesus had a headless mum and dad, an angel with one wing chewed off, only one wise man and half a sheep. The donkey had vanished as had 3 camels and 3 shepherds. We never did see them again so he must have metabolised them quite well.

Our Saluki brought a rabbit in tonight. Extra meat for the dog's tea tonight!