Cat p*ss....

[Joe24]

Thats it sorted then. Sprinkle some pepper down, this will marinade them if you add some other stuff to it. Then shoot them and eat them. No-one will know it was you and that you ate them. You could have a few meals with them.
Stir fried
Roasted
Deep fried(use veg oil and it counts as one of your 5 a day!)
And you could make a nice stew using the bones and left over meat.
Ooooo, dont forget Cat Casserole!

 

[tyred]

Assuming I live in a desert with no rain...

I've heard pepper is only any good until the rain washes it away.

You must get some dry days

If a cat sneezes it's head off a few times, it'll know not to come back again

 

[Aperitif]

I thought attacking a cat with pepper was a salt... frying it could be construed as battery - that's chargeable too. If the cat takes offence - it'll be easier to walk into next door's garden.

 

[papercorn2000]

"Taxi!"

 

[Fab Foodie]

Spread pepper over the owner's eyes, far more effective... then stuff the turds through his letterbox and watch him try and find them.