Last night at 01:00, whilst sleeping on our bed, our cat got a sudden fright.
She lept up, claws extended, raced to the top of the bed and used my face as a launching pad.
I now have three long gashes, one on my nose, one right under it, and one on my throat. And also two puncture wounds on my right cheek.
After finally stopping the flow of blood and adding four plasters to my face, I managed to get back to sleep again.
This morning?
Stepped in some biscuits she had sicked up right in the middle of the hall runner, and in a dark spot of the house. And sicked up some more in the lounge.
Anyone looking for a cat?