Catmuck

[threebikesmcginty]

Angle grinder.

 

[MarkF]

It takes practice, lol I once had to assist in giving 63 cats a cat flu tablet at the local animal rescue I got quite adept at rolling cats in towels and force feeding them a pill

I think anybody adept at rolling cats into towels should be held in high regard and rewarded appropriately.

 

[screenman]

Entice the cat headfirst into a 6 inch drainage pipe the same length as the cats body, when you have the head poking out one end the third eye should be level with the rear. Then and this is the easy bit, JET WASHER!!

I must add at this point I quite like cat's, but not the horrible, aggressive, bird killing smelly type. OK I know that does not leave many for me to like.

 

[Rob3rt]

That would result in a death.

Of the owner.

My cat used to mess herself frequently when she was a kitten, white, long haired Persian cat, lol. I would just put her in the bath, lift her tail then spray her back end with the shower. The hard part was blow drying her back legs after the fact.

Seems to have grown out of it now though.

 

[Hill Wimp]

Angle grinder.

 

[ArDee]

Makes sure you hold it with welder's gauntlets.
I tried bathing a couple of kittens once, I still have the scars.

 

[Rob3rt]

My cat doesn't mind water at all............. she minds the hair dryer!

 

[GM]

I have some hair clippers that I used to use on my sons when they were young.............number 6 might do it.

I thought it was a No2 the cat did!

 

[Noodley]

Get another cat.

 

[Rob3rt]

Get another cat.

So they can lick each other clean?

 

[Night Train]

Get a plant sprayer, or a water pistol, and put some cat milk in it. Then squirt the cat on the bum and it will sort the rest.

Alternatively, I have used the huge bath towel and scissors method with some success. The trick is when the cat is rolled in the towel, keep rolling until all the bath towel is used and covers the head end as well. Then while kneeling on the floor shove the cat between your legs and squat down to prevent the cat squirming. Then start trimming the fur.
While the cat is in 'lock down' give the bum area a really good trim so that there is no more long hair to cause a repeat of the problem for a while, until the hair grows back.

 

[Puddles]

So they can lick each other clean?

 

[Deleted member 23692]

Wire brush and Dettol

 

[Puddles]

Wire brush and Dettol

Is that for the cat or to assist the person who cleans the cat in removing claws from skin and disenfecting their wounds?

 

[Deleted member 23692]

It has many uses