XmisterIS
Purveyor of fine nonsense
My neighbour has a friendly cat who definitely thinks he's a ninja.
He's bright orange (marmalade) and his favorite pastime is stalking birds - by trying to "hide" (as much as one can when one is bright orange) in the long grass, and move forwards with all the stealth of an elephant. His whole demeanour while stalking tells me that he reckon's he's the leanest, meanest, most stealthy, ninja, killing machine on the planet ... he has never once caught a bird in his life.
He's bright orange (marmalade) and his favorite pastime is stalking birds - by trying to "hide" (as much as one can when one is bright orange) in the long grass, and move forwards with all the stealth of an elephant. His whole demeanour while stalking tells me that he reckon's he's the leanest, meanest, most stealthy, ninja, killing machine on the planet ... he has never once caught a bird in his life.
