Cav meets a fan?

[Drago]

To help decide who Cav could 'have', here's a random list of people ordered by perceived hardness. Pick a number!

10 Groot
9 Drago (Forum badass)
8 Drago (Rocky 3)
7 Bernard Hinault
6 Ed Balls
5 Claire Balding
4 Professor Brian Cox
3 Gobby Tour of Britain Spectator
2 The Dalai Lama
1 Walter the Softy from the Beano

I'm going with a 6. Cav could take Balls, but he'd struggle against Le Blaireau.

10 should be Steven Seagal, make no mistake.

 

[mark st1]

Behave yourselves Drago would have Cav for breakfast he is well hench.

 

[Dogtrousers]

I think Cav's combat skills are centred around headbutting people at 70km/h. A bit of a niche skill.

 

[Bollo]

10 should be Steven Seagal, make no mistake.

Don't get smart - I only gave you #9 as a pity rank.

 

[mjr]

Leaving your personal fantasies aside for a moment, Cav famously had several run-ins with Greipel, who is a big burly bloke around 6ft.

Whereas Cav's a burly bloke of 5'9"... not as low as he looks on the bike.

 

[si_c]

I wouldn't let the badger know you had him at 7, he'll pick a fight with cav just to prove a point.

 

[Tim Hall]

To help decide who Cav could 'have', here's a random list of people ordered by perceived hardness. Pick a number!

10 Groot
9 Drago (Forum badass)
8 Drago (Rocky 3)
7 Bernard Hinault
6 Ed Balls
5 Claire Balding
4 Professor Brian Cox
3 Gobby Tour of Britain Spectator
2 The Dalai Lama
1 Walter the Softy from the Beano

I'm going with a 6. Cav could take Balls, but he'd struggle against Le Blaireau.

An interesting list, but no Chuck Norris and no fotherington-thomas, who as eny fule kno is a wet and a weed.

 

[Bollo]

An interesting list, but no Chuck Norris and no fotherington-thomas, who as eny fule kno is a wet and a weed.

Good point about Chuck Norris. I'll drop Claire Balding and slot him in at number 5.

(You know @Fnaar is on a break when you can get away with "Cav could take Balls")

 

[Cp40Carl]

Without a doubt. Nevertheless, Cav still hasn't picked an argument with any 6'8" juicers, only spotty adolescents.

Were I a spectator I wouldn't have got in his way or done anything to command his ire, but if he had stopped to pop at me I'd have given him a cheery "Eff off, little man", called his bluff.

Drago, there is no way Cav would've confronted you, particularly if you were out walking your pet honey badger and still wearing that mankini...

 

[Drago]

Whereas Cav's a burly bloke of 5'9"... not as low as he looks on the bike.

A whole 5'9", eh? I've flushed away cable taller than him.

 

[Spinney]

On the left - Drago as he sees himself.
On the right - the real Drago...

 

[montroseloon]

The lad should be grateful he didn't go for the tried and tested Cantona Kung-fu telling off