Celebrate good times, come on.....

[ComedyPilot]

920







<------------- a fifth of the way from 900 to 1000!

Stick with me, it'll be epic. In years to come you can sit your grandkids on your knee (mind the smell of cat piss) and tell then you were here...!

 

[ComedyPilot]

<-----This may be an opportune moment for me to introduce my new avatar
It's me having a pint of beer.

God, what a fox....!!!!

I am off to get my tight breeches and jacket on, tally ho!

 

[ComedyPilot]

920







<------------- a fifth of the way from 900 to 1000!

Stick with me, it'll be epic. In years to come you can sit your grandkids on your knee (mind the smell of cat piss) and tell then you were here...!

now a quarter of the way....can I do it tonight?

 

[longers]

now a quarter of the way....can I do it tonight?

Dunno, how much booze have you got left?

If lots, can you pace yourself?

 

[Crackle]

Dunno, how much booze have you got left?

If lots, can you pace yourself?

I think he's heading for manic then sudden burnout and slump

 

[ComedyPilot]

Dunno, how much booze have you got left?

If lots, can you pace yourself?

Going onto red wine now.... Wolf Blass

 

[ComedyPilot]

951

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[ComedyPilot]

It's been half an hour, I think he burnt himself out

<Sheepishly enters the Chat Room> Evening all, yes I did burn myself out, but it was a valiant attempt, no?

 

[tdr1nka]

Come on you can do 48 by tonight!
Work those fingers, work those fingers.......

 

[ComedyPilot]

Yes Sir, yes Sir!!!!

 

[ComedyPilot]

44 don't you mean?

 

[Lardyboy]

You didn't make it to 1000 last night after all then CP.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Today's word is "pussyfooting".
Make those fingers dance!

 

[ComedyPilot]

Today's word is "pussyfooting".
Make those fingers dance!

Isn't pussyfooting hyphenated?

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Isn't pussyfooting hyphenated?

Who gives a f**k?

Oh, you do!