Cereal Killer on the Loose

[midlife]

Ha, just got it, shredded tweets!

Nice one

Shaun

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

It must be the make of car. I saw a Land Rover driver behind me this afternoon digging away with a plastic spoon - possibly one of those pre-made salads in a plastic container. Idiots like that should be doing porridge.

 

[AnotherServant]

Being from the US where we drive on the left, it took me a minute to figure out that she was behind a steering wheel. Sheesh! Glad she's not driving over here in the states!

 

[just jim]

She needs a driving bran.

 

[Drago]

Her licence should be shredded.

 

[400bhp]

Being from the US where we drive on the left, it took me a minute to figure out that she was behind a steering wheel. Sheesh! Glad she's not driving over here in the states!

It'd be alright, she'd be sat in the passenger seat over there

 

[jefmcg]

Made the R4 news. Suspect she will be made an example of.

Good.

 

[Full Metal Sprocket]

Made the R4 news. Suspect she will be made an example of.

Good.

Guess she'll have to retake her test on how to drive when eating her breakfast.

 

[Freds Dad]

She won't even get a muesli fine.

I nearly drowned in a bowl of muesli.

I was pulled under by the currants.

 

[Markymark]

She should Crunchy Nut Cornflakes


And I should work on my puns.

 

[buggi]

We've got to think of cleverer ways of dealing with things like this. Maybe he should have knocked on her window politely, and when she opened it, tip the bowl in her lap. Instant karma and much funnier

 

[Arjimlad]

Take her keys away until she has finished her breakfast ?

 

[martint235]

If you're feeling mentally strong, head over to the Daily Fail to read their comments on it. It goes without saying it's the cyclists fault.

 

[donnydave]

We've got to think of cleverer ways of dealing with things like this. Maybe he should have knocked on her window politely, and when she opened it, tip the bowl in her lap. Instant karma and much funnier

There;s a danger she may overreact and shove the bowl where it turns the milk chocolatey

 

[Mr_Kipling]

She'll be toast when the police find her.