F*ck pandas. All they do is sit around eating a specific twig. They're too lazy to pro-create and yet humans persist in trying to keep them alive.
F*ck them. They've had their chance.
I nominate an abolition of animals for police to ride around on. They should be given honey badgers on quick release leads. Those wee dudes are lethal.
This response is indicative of lazy thinking and a lack of insight and imagination.
1. Pandas already have markings that lend themselves to fitting in well with other police vehicles. If we accept (as I do) the concept of intelligent design, then surely The Almighty had somehow already made the connection between pandas and police work. They even begin with the same letter.
2. You say f*ck pandas, but you then imply that this is one thing they are not prepared to do themselves. If a large mammal with little to do all day finds the prospect of fornication with its own kind thoroughly unpalatable, then why would you want to suggest that we should indulge in that act in their place? I have an active imagination, but can imagine few things less pleasant than having to f*ck a panda. If you think the job needs doing, I invite you to find a restaurant serving bamboo shoots and expensive dessert wines and have a go yourself. (With the panda, not with me).
3. In the same line, you advocate the removal of all animals from the police service and then propose the use of honey badgers.
4. I've been in touch with Theresa May and the combined Emu/Panda option is now undergoing cost-benefit analysis with a view to putting in place rigorous feasibility studies as a prerequisite to pilot projects and a nationwide launch going forward.
