Chavs have taken the wooly hat hostage!

[XmisterIS]

Firstly it was Burberry - then Rockport - now I see chavs wearing those knitted hats with pompoms!

For what reason, I cannot fathom. I think that just so long as typical Chav Boy looks identical to his peers and has no individuality whatsoever, then he's happy.

I feel a particularly uncommon level of animosity towards the b*stards tonight because I was heckled by a pair of the tw@ts (both wearing those stupid hats) as I was *attempting* to take a quiet, pleasant walk to the local shop, just minding my own business. It was all I could do to stop myself from spinning round in my tracks, storming up to the bigger of the two, pinning him against the wall by his throat, bearing my teeth at him and asking him if he had a f*cking problem and would he kindly leave people who are minding their own business alone. Sod.

(rant over!)

 

[Globalti]

Next time, don't walk to the shops in suit and bowler hat with furled umbrella.

 

[Fnaar]

I prefer the old Dexys look

 

[XmisterIS]

Next time, don't walk to the shops in suit and bowler hat with furled umbrella.

Lol! Next time, I'm taking knuckle-dusters ...

 

[Fnaar]

Except for the dodgy 'tache!

It came back...

 

[Fnaar]

Sorry Xmister... didn't mean to take your thread hostage with Dexys references...

back to woolly hats:

 

[Aperitif]

I imagine the sweatyness factor - nice and warm for the nits though!

 

[ComedyPilot]

Have you seen a chav without the hat?

They are all short back and sided, and if they had a crap 'tasche they'd look like Hitler.

I think the only reason they wear caps is to hide the shame of their sh*t hair 'styles'.

 

[Aperitif]

Nope. The only ones I have seen with bad hair tend to go for the peaked cap look with golden spaghetti...

Only joking CP...

 

[Greedo]

While others look not too bad.

Bought my wife a hat like this for going to Prague 2 New years ago as it was freezing walking about. She's not happy now though as this picture will have them all diving to the shops to get one now

 

[Tollers]

It came back...

But then it went again...... lol

 

[Fnaar]

But then it went again...... lol

Gaaaah, Tollers.... will take me ages to get that image out of my head. I was one of the few hundred that bought that when it came out, though

 

[Tollers]

Gaaaah, Tollers.... will take me ages to get that image out of my head. I was one of the few hundred that bought that when it came out, though

It may well have been the greatest album ever produced, but with that album cover it takes a hardcore fetishist to have the courage to buy it. Did you get it online or in a shop?